Blue Steel presents a KICKBALL WIZARD production, "BATTLESLUT JIZZLACTICA"

Irish Green

A Pug with a dildo shaped jetpack and aunicorn horn

NEVER DON'T RUN!!!!!!!!!
Some one needs a dick in the mouth
That was the day when Fat Sally started licking rocks.
Peg-outs and big kicks.
there is a reason "bunt" rhymes with "cunt".

We are a rag tag band of former intergalactic Porn stars with magical powers turned kickballers, The Kickball Wizards are looking for glory in the universes biggest and toughest kickball league, The Oregon Kickball Club!
We have traveled from all corners of the universe, encountering wave after wave of evil kickball gypsies along the way. These space gypsies wanted nothing more than to destroy the kickball wizards and steal their ship, the Battleslut Jizlactica, a former battleship turned porn studio turned heavily armed tour bus. These battles have helped to develop the team by leveling up frequently.
Admiral Seth "Sethulon5000" Miller and his trusty sidekick, team captan, Captan Van Bogner, have to put together a grueling 2 year plan to make a run for the championship, and respect.
You should expect to see some dramatic and daring outs by this team as they have become known for there impressive peg-outs, often opting to drill you with the ball over tagging you with it.